javeliner:

hang on, wait a second
javeliner:

hang on, wait a second
  • *accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*
nevver:

Calvin and Hobbes

dunwall:

you could literally whisper “sweden” from the top of mt everest and the entire swedish population would turn their heads

(via internetdagbok)

potatofreek:

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

maybe they are each other’s moms

(via internetdagbok)

gingersnapwolves:

litahalford:

it infuriates me when people tell me “lifes too short to not forgive people!” like NO lifes too short for me to continually allow abusive and manipulative behavior in my life and live in a constant state of anxiety bc I want to be “nice” or whatever

There’s such a big difference between moving past what someone did to you, and forgiving someone for it. I’ve never understood why people think the latter is necessary in order to do the former.

(via ebbing)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via mushroom-nymph)

getsby:

"ur bra strap is showing" u say

children begin to scream

tears r streaming down my face

my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats

no one can ever kno i wear a bra

(via urbancatfitters)