kasoukai:

harleyteir:

kasoukai:

reblogging this because i think it is creative and funny, not because i dont get laid. this is a good joke, and i have a lot of sex with women

was that really necessary to add

really

huh? just sharing my love of getting laid. didn’t mean to offend you friend. i just have a lot of sex. with women. i get laid a lot and thats why i added this.

Need this post without the caption about getting laid

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boys are very cute but they are evil

yeevil:

probably not that
yeevil:

probably not that

bonitapietila:

If the lord had not intended for man to eat pussy, he wouldn’t have made it look so much like a taco.

colornbian:

How do you become someone who puts stickers on fruit because I think I could do that

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pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

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fartgallery:

people who study poop are called scatologists but i think they should be called turd nerds

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cosmo tip #696

expertcosmotips:

if a guy buys you a bunch of drinks and then expects you to have sex with him you can just give him back the drinks by puking into his lap

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emaciatinq:

boys who moan during sex make it 500% better

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